Here are some jokes on orang utans which I found on the internet. I hope that the jokes will actually make you laugh :) These jokes are simply to keep you entertained upon visiting our blog.
Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?
A: A who-rang-utang!
A: A who-rang-utang!
Q: What do you call a monkey who can't hear the telephone and who has a wife called Tang?
A: Who-rang-o-tang!
Q: What did the orangutan say to the chimp?
A: Ginger's the new black!
Q: What's white and swings through the trees?
A: A meranguetan!
Q: What is a orangutan's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q: How did Gertie Orangutan win the beauty contest?
A: She was the beast of the show!
Q: How do you prepare a Orangutan sundae?
A: Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q: What did George Washington have to do with Orangutans?
A: As little as possible, dummy!
Q: What do you feed a 600 pound Orangutan?
A: Anything it wants!
Q: What does a Orangutan attorney study?
A: The Law of the jungle!
Q: What does a Orangutan learn first in school?
A: The Apey-cees!
Q: What gives a orangutan good taste?
A: Four years in an Ivy League school!
Q: What happens if you cross a parrot with a Orangutan?
A: Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
Q: What's orange, brown and white, orange, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A: A Orangutan riding down a snowbank!
Q: How do orangutans get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
Q: What do orangutans do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
Q: What do you call a orangutan playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!
Q: What's a orangutans's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
Q: What is a orangutans's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
Q: What sort of key does a orangutan need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
Q: Where do orangutans like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!
Q: What's a orangutans favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
Q: What did the banana say to the orangutan?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
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